I have been
married to this brilliant man forever and I finally figured it out (albeit, a
little late) this afternoon. Right as the kids started fighting about something
silly, my husband quietly walked up the stairs and silently went into the
bathroom. I patiently (I’m not lying!) listened to each of my children and
coached their confused little hearts back to the peaceful field of sibling-hood.
Sometimes, I am amazing.
During
this entire exchange of luminous parenthood (on my part) my deceitful partner
in this parenthood game, hid in the bathroom. He was in there forever. Finally, as he
emerged from his bathroom sanctuary, he verbally throws out a, “boy, I wouldn’t
go in there if I were you…..”
It hits me,
as I am finally forced to let out the breath of air I have been holding upon
entering the hidey-hole my husband calls a bathroom, it doesn’t smell! I am not
kidding. It doesn’t smell at all. So, here I am, standing in my bathroom,
shocked, because I have finally figured out my husband’s parenting tactics.
When there is a scrimmage between players, quietly sneak off the field, and fake a poop.
When there is a scrimmage between players, quietly sneak off the field, and fake a poop.
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